me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
Black people probs
Every single time
I feel bad when people have to leave school early because they don’t get to see me for the rest of the day